Max on the computer: Mom! Come over here and look at this!
Me watching the news and drinking coffee and checking out blogs: I can see it from here honey. (I could.)
Max: Can you see the whole thing?
Me: Yes sweetie.
Max: Wow, that’s pretty far for one little lady.
Me: Did you just call me ‘little la-
Max having no idea what ‘little lady’ might mean: I’m sorry!